1. When you're going to find the time to work out: You're too old for excuses (and to ignore your health). Just find the time.
找时间去锻炼锻炼吧。记住哦,你已经老到没有借口再不健身了,而且更重要的是你不能再忽视你的健康啦。所以,还等什么?
2. Being the last to leave the party - FOMO is never a good look.
趴体永远驻守到最后!请谨防患上F.O.M.O综合症。关于什么是F.O.M.O综合症,请在微信中回复“ F.O.M.O ”。
3. How many followers you have on Instagram or Twitter. If it bothers you that much, just buy some mates.
特别在意Istagram和微博的粉丝数?实在不行,你就花点儿,买点儿“粉”呗。
4. What you're going to wear to an EDM festival. Though the real question here is – why have you bought a ticket?
我该穿什么去EDM音乐节?但其实你应该想:你为啥要花钱来找这种烦恼。。。
5. Whether the boss thinks you're funny. Unless you work on SNL, be more concerned about your boss thinking you're good at your job.
别指望你在老板面前耍宝来获得什么,除非你是SNL的头牌。所以,踏踏实实工作吧,老板自然会对你宠爱有加。
6. Whether you're up to date with the latest internet slang/memes/acronyms: The only people who can keep up to date with the lingo are still in high school.
别老想着让自己与时俱进地掌握各种流行语和火星文。因为但凡能真正理解这些用语的人,目前一定是在念高中。
7. Dating someone for the purpose of dating someone. It's OK to be a free agent, and if you haven't come to terms with that fact by now, well, it’s time to get introspective.
我只是很单纯的为了约会而约会。只是为了玩玩倒无所谓,但是,这个好像不是你这个年龄该做的事儿了。