8. What your ex thinks of you: The prefix 'ex-' should explain this one. If you weren't worried about how they felt when you were together (or vice versa), there's no point worrying about it now.
你前任是怎么看你的。前任这个词已经解释了一切。如果你们在一起的时候你都不担心，那么现在去担心前任怎么看你又有啥意义?
9. Whether 21-year-olds think you're cool enough to hang out with. 21-year-olds don't think anyone is cool enough to hang out with them, don't take it personally.
特别在意混在一起的小妞儿们儿是不是觉得自己很屌?算了吧啊，在这些小妞儿的眼里，只有自己最屌。
10. Taking selfies. And word to the wise - the older you get, the more filters you need.
玩自拍!有句至理名言说的好。年龄越小，滤镜越少。反之亦然。
11. Choosing a bottle of booze based on which will get you more drunk: Choose a bottle of booze based on the age, brand and blend instead.
是选择一瓶让你扶墙而走的酒还是选择一瓶有年份有品牌的酒这是一个问题。
12. Your inability to grow a beard: Sure, they're big news this season but clean-shaven is never a bad look.
蓬勃茂盛的胡子。OK,OK,确实很屌，但是只针对有些人。所以，刮干净才是安全牌!
13. Being rejected by someone at a bar: Onto the next one.
又被女孩给拒了?怕啥，继续!
